Rapper Rapper Rapper they call Me a Rapper

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I'm Heather j.

This is what I SAY.

I started a blog,

most said NO WAY!

I used to

used to blog

every every DAY,

but my brain, say NAY.

My brain

she say nay

I talk about THIS.

I talk about THAT.

But I never EVER talk about

FELIX THE CAT

Felix the CAT

Ain't no show 
better than THAT.

Better than that.

He get inna a FIX

And he pull outa a TRIX

He be a CAT

A kitty cat cat

A wonderful

won-der-ful kitty cat cat.

Hey, What's sup with THAT?

I rap about the CAT

What's sup wid that?

Why you gotta AST

Whad up wid dat?

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I be a Haus FRAU

An Irish-German HAUS FRAU

Some days I Sport a

I sport a 
UNIBROW

An Irish German UNIBROW!

Just how you grow that?

EYE MUS-TACH?

How do I get THAT

THE eye mus-tach?

Every day a bon bon

Just can't go wrong wrong.

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I'm HEATHER J

I write in the DAY

When Every Body WORKS

WORKS 
I write all  DAY

I write while they WORKin

I say,

I write when they be workin

My husband

he say I PLAY

Play

Play .

He said

He think I PLAY

What ev

Peace out bitches.