I'm thinking about posting pictures of me. Instead of generic ones. To go on this blog. That means I will have to shower and stuff. (just kidding — OK, maybe I'm not sometimes. It IS morning right now and I am sitting in my robe with my hair looking like it wants to be anywhere else but on my head) .
I'm sure it will freak out my husband. Today he didn't want to go sit in the hot tub in the fenced back yard because he thought the Saturday Morning Yard Salers might peek over the fence. I think he needs medication.
I might not tell him right away about my new photo "opportunities".
I'll wait til the meds kick in.
But, I was looking at other peoples blogs and they all have pictures of themselves. Doing things that pertain to their blog. I will probably have to try to take interesting pictures. This is going to take some thought — unlike this blog.
And I have people who visit this site from other countries. What would they like to see? A real cougar? I could do that — the picture might be blurry because it would be taken in a moment of real terror over my shoulder as I run run run away. It might be a post-mortem shot if I don't run run run fast enough.
The pictures might also be random. Having nothing to do with the blog. That is very very likely.
Just trying to mix it up, people.
I do this for you.
All for you.
Recently, I recommended to a friend in Europe that she sneak a little crushed Xanax into her husband’s gelato sundae. I have often thought about slipping a little mood stabilizer into my daughter’s oatmeal. I used to consider tasty cyanide cocktails when married to my now ex-husband (for him, of course.) All in all, however, I believe sneaking medications into our friends’ and loved one’s morning latte might be against the law. Or at least morally questionable. And didn’t you mention your husband was a doctor? His revenge could be…scary!
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